>> GRAB MY--
>> OH, I AM SO HUNGRY.
>> THEN GO MAKE SOMETHING.
>> OH, I'M SO LAZY.
>> LAST WEEK'S WEB CAST
OF "ICARLY,"
THE MOST VIEWERS WE EVER GOT.
>> HOW MANY?
>> 355,000.
>> HOLY CHEESE.
>> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?
>> CANADA.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GOING
TO THE ART MUSEUM.
>> I WAS,
UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP ON THE BUS
AND WOKE UP IN VANCOUVER.
I'M SO DONE
WITH PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.
>> AH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
YOU KNOW, I WAS BORN ON A BUS.
>> HUH?
>> MY MOM'S NOT GOOD
AT PLANNING.
>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE
IT'S FAIR TO BLAME THE BUS
'CAUSE YOU FELL ASLEEP.
>> IT'S NOT JUST THAT.
LAST WEEK ON THE BUS,
A HOBO SPILLED CHILI ON ME
THEN CONTINUED TO EAT IT
WITHOUT A SPOON.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WENT ALL THE WAY TO CANADA.
>> IT WASN'T A TOTAL LOST.
I BOUGHT CANADIAN BACON
WHILE I WAS THERE.
WHO WANTS NIGHT BREAKFAST?
>> ME.
>> TEXT MESSAGE?
>> E-MAIL FROM THE PRESIDENT
OF DAKA.
>> DAKA, THE SHOE COMPANY?
>> YEAH.
>> READ IT.
>> "DEAR CARLY, WE'RE BIG FANS
OF YOUR WEB SHOW."
WOW.
>> COOL.
>> "WE'D LOVE TO HAVE
"A MEETING WITH YOU
"IN OUR SEATTLE OFFICE
"AND TALK ABOUT
"A BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
"BETWEEN DAKA SHOES
AND 'ICARLY.'"
NO WAY.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
>> OH.
THIS IS JUST SLICED HAM.
HOW DARE THOSE CANADIANS
TRY AND PASS THIS OFF
AS SOME SORT OF FANCY BACON.
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO.
* I KNOW, YOU SEE *
* SOMEHOW THE WORLD *
* WILL CHANGE FOR ME *
* AND BE SO WONDERFUL *
* LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR *
* I KNOW SOMEHOW *
* WE'RE GONNA GET THERE *
* AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL *
* AND IT'S ALL FOR REAL *
* I'M TELLING YOU *
* JUST HOW I FEEL *
* SO WAKE UP *
* THE MEMBERS OF MY NATION *
* IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE *
* THERE'S NO CHANCE *
* UNLESS YOU TAKE ONE *
* AND IT'S TIME TO SEE *
* THE BRIGHTER SIDE *
* OF EVERY SITUATION *
* SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE *
* SO GIVE YOUR BEST *
* AND LEAVE THE REST TO ME *
* LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
* JUST LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
>> AND THIS
IS OUR CONFERENCE ROOM.
>> COOL.
>> NICE.
>> I LIKE IT.
>> WHERE DID YOU GET
THE TURKEY SANDWICH?
>> FOUND IT
ON SOME DUDE'S DESK.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO OVER THE GAME PLAN.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THEY WANT FROM US.
>> WELL, THEY PROBABLY KNOW
THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE
WATCH "ICARLY,"
SO I BET THEY WANT US
TO PROMOTE SOME SHOES
OR SOMETHING.
>> COOL.
>> YEAH, IF THEY PAY US.
WE SHOULD GET 50 BUCKS CASH
OR NO DEAL.
>> "ICARLY"'S GOT
A HUGE AUDIENCE.
WE SHOULD GET AT LEAST 100.
>> OKAY.
WE'LL ASK FOR 100.
I HOPE THEY DON'T THINK
THAT'S PUSHY.
>> YEAH.
I'D HATE FOR ANYONE
TO THINK I'M PUSHY.
>> I SWEAR.
ONE MINUTE MY TURKEY SANDWICH
WAS SITTING THERE ON MY DESK
AND THEN GONE.
>> GET OVER IT, BRAXLEY.
>> I'M STUPID.
>> CARLY.
SAM.
FREDDIE.
I'M GREG HORVATH,
PRESIDENT OF DAKA SHOES.
PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
HAVE A SEAT.
WE HAVE A LOT TO DISCUSS,
A LOT TO DISCUSS INDEED.
>> A LOT TO DISCUSS INDEED.
>> OUR MARKETING TEAM
IS VERY FAMILIAR
WITH YOUR WEB SHOW, "ICARLY."
>> VERY FAMILIAR.
>> APPARENTLY, YOU'RE GETTING
300,000 VIEWERS A WEEK.
>> MORE.
>> IMPRESSIVE.
AND THAT'S WHY DAKA
WOULD LIKE TO ADVERTISE
OUR NEW SNEAKER ON YOUR SHOW.
DAKA'S NEW TECH FOOT.
>> AWESOME.
>> SWEET SHOE.
>> THAT'S SO COOL.
>> THE TECH FOOT IS OUR MOST
TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED SHOE
EVER.
IT HAS A PEDOMETER,
SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY
HOW MANY STEPS YOU'VE RUN,
WALKED, OR JOGGED.
IT HAS A FOOT WARMER
FOR WHEN YOUR FEET GET COLD,
AND IT EVEN OFFERS
WI-FI CONNECTIVITY.
>> I CALL IT SHOE-FI.
>> BRAXLEY.
>> I'M STUPID.
>> SO, HOW DO YOU WANT US--
>> LIGHTS. SCREEN.
>> I'M CARLY.
>> I'M SAM.
>> WE LOVE THE NEW TECH FOOT.
>> YES, THE NEW TECH FOOT.
>> THEY'RE FANTASTIC.
MM-HMM.
>> THAT'S WHAT WE WANT YOU
TO DO.
>> CARLY AND SAM
JUST TALK ABOUT THE SHOES
WHILE THEY'RE DOING "ICARLY"?
>> EXACTLY.
BECAUSE IF YOUR AUDIENCE KNOWS
THAT YOU GUYS LOVE
THE NEW TECH FOOT,
THEN THEY'LL GO OUT AN BUY 'EM.
>> SO HOW MUCH
ARE YOU GONNA PAY US?
>> SAM.
YOU DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.
SO HOW MUCH
ARE YOU GONNA PAY US?
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
>> WE WANT 100.
>> DEAL.
WE'LL PAY YOU $100,000.
>> SAM, SAM.
>> BRAXLEY.
>> NOW, $100,000
PAID OVER ONE YEAR COMES TO--
>> OVER $8,000 A MONTH.
>> DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
>> YEAH.
>> UH-HUH.
>> YEAH.
>> EXCELLENT.
JUST SIGN THESE CONTRACTS.
YOU'LL GET YOUR FIRST CHECK.
>> WHOA, WAIT.
WO, WO, WHOA. WE WANT CASH.
>> KEEP IT GOING.
YEAH. KEEP IT COMING.
>> THIS IS GOOD.
>> THIS IS FUN.
THIS IS A FUN TIME.
* AND I BOUGHT SOME STUFF *
* 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I GOT PAID *
* THE OTHER DAY *
FREDDIE, COME OVER.
* I'M HAVING FUN *
* WITH DAKA'S MONEY *
* SPENDING A TON *
* OF DAKA'S MONEY *
* I'M A RICH GIRL *
>> LOOKING GOOD, CARLY.
>> FEELING GOOD, FREDDIE.
SO WHAT DID YOU BUY?
>> OH, JUST THIS.
>> NEW LAPTOP?
>> THIS ISN'T JUST A LAPTOP.
THIS IS THE DEVAGLIA;
THE FINEST, BEST,
MOST INSANELY AWESOME
PORTABLE COMPUTER KNOWN TO MAN.
LISTEN TO THE SOUND IT MAKES
WHEN YOU OPEN IT.
>> SWEET.
>> SO WHAT DID YOU BUY?
>> SOME AWESOME SUNGLASSES
FROM MERCEDES LENS.
>> FANCY.
>> OKAY.
TELL ME WHAT PAIR
YOU LIKE BETTER,
THESE--
OR THESE--
>> UH--
>> OR THESE.
>> HOW MANY DID YOU BUY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I STOPPED COUNTING AFTER 30.
>> SIDE FIVE.
>> ARE YOU GUYS HAVING SOME FUN
SPENDING YOUR TECH FOOT MONEY?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> OH, WELL, SINCE I REFUSE
TO RIDE THE BUS ANYMORE,
I MADE MYSELF THIS BIKE
OUT OF PARTS
I FOUND AT THE JUNKYARD.
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BIKE
YOU ALREADY HAVE?
>> I DON'T HAVE A BIKE.
>> YEAH, YOU DO.
IT'S HANGING IN THE KITCHEN
RIGHT THERE.
>> WELL, TOO LATE NOW.
>> WHAT UP?
>> BUILT A BIKE. LATER.
>> LATER.
>> HEY, DID DAKA DELIVER
THE TECH FOOTS YET?
>> YEAH.
THEY'RE UP IN THE STUDIO.
>> NICE.
OH, SORRY.
>> CARLY, FREDDIE,
THIS IS SONYA, MY PERSONAL CHEF.
>> YOHOO.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU HIRED A PERSONAL CHEF?
>> WELL, MY MOM DOESN'T FEED ME.
AND SINCE I GOT
SOME REAL MONEY NOW, WHY NOT?
>> SONYA, PLEASE MAKE ME
A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
WITH TOMATO.
>> YES, MS. SAM.
>> I LIKE GRILLED CHEESE
SANDWICHES WITH TOMATO.
>> MAKE THAT TWO, PLEASE.
>> YES, MS. SAM.
>> I LIKE GRILLED CHEESE
SANDWICHES WITH TOMATO.
>> TOUGH NUBS.
SONYA, I'M DONE WITH THIS PLATE.
>> DESSERT?
>> I REALLY SHOULDN'T.
>> I CAN MAKE YOU CAKE.
>> I'M THINKING PIE.
>> I WILL MAKE PIE.
>> MAYBE IT'S JUST ME,
BUT DIDN'T THE TECH FOOT SHOE
THEY SHOWED US AT DAKA
LOOK BETTER THAN THESE?
>> YEAH.
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> WHO CARES?
I GOT A LADY MAKING ME PIE.
>> THEY'RE KIND OF SQUEAKY.
>> YEAH.
THEY'RE JUST NEW.
PROBABLY NEED TO BE BROKEN IN
A LITTLE BIT.
>> RIGHT. TRUE. OKAY.
"ICARLY" GOES LIVE
IN 15 SECONDS.
>> LET'S SHAKE IT, BABY.
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
>> HELLO, PEOPLE.
>> YOU'RE WATCHING "ICARLY."
>> I'M SAM.
>> SO I MUST BE CARLY.
>> SO CARLY.
>> SO SAM.
>> WHY DON'T WE TELL EVERYBODY
ABOUT THE INSANELY
AWESOME NEW SHOES
WE GOT THE OTHER DAY?
>> YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD.
OKAY.
THESE BAD BOYS ARE CALLED
TECH FOOTS.
>> BY DAKA.
>> AND NOT ONLY
DID THEY LOOK COOL--
>> THEY HAVE A BUILT-IN
FOOT WARMER.
>> THEY HAVE A DIGITAL PEDOMETER
TO TELL YOU HOW FAR YOU'VE RUN,
WALKED, OR JOGGED.
>> THEY EVEN HAVE
WI-FI CONNECTIVITY.
I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T BUY
THESE SHOES?
>> JERKS.
>> SO QUIT BEING A JERK
AND GO BUY YOURSELF
A PAIR OF TECH FOOTS.
>> WOOSH. BY DAKA.
>> HULA HULA.
>> HULA, HULA, HULA, HULA,
HULA, HULA.
>> HEY.
YOUR FEET HURT, TOO?
>> YEAH.
THESE TECH FOOTS
ARE KILLING ME.
>> MINE, TOO.
OH, AND LAST NIGHT,
I TRIED TO USE THE WI-FI ON 'EM
AND THEY CRASHED
MY NEW DEVAGLIA.
AND I THINK THESE THINGS
ARE SQUEAKING EVEN LOUDER.
>> I KNOW.
MINE ARE, TOO.
>> OH MY GOSH--
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I STEPPED
IN A LITTLE PUDDLE
AND MY TECH FOOT SHOCKED ME.
>> NO WAY.
>> AND THEN,
THEY TOTALLY FELL APART.
>> HEY, THANKS FOR TELLING US
TO BUY TECH FOOTS.
>> REALLY AWESOME SHOES.
>> WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK.
>> WELL, WE DIDN'T SELL YOU
THE SHOES.
>> FINE.
THEN, WE'RE JUST GONNA STOP
WATCHING "ICARLY."
>> YEAH.
THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER THINGS
TO WATCH.
>> I HATE THESE STUPID
TECH FOOTS.
>> TECH FOOT.
>> THIS IS BAD.
>> IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
>> THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
WEARING THE WORST SHOE
IN HISTORY
'CAUSE OF ICARLY,
'CAUSE WE TOLD THEM
HOW GREAT THEY ARE.
>> THIS IS BAD.
>> I NEED SOME MILK.
>> WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HOMEMADE BIKE?
>> I CHAINED IT UP BY THE CURB
FOR A FEW MINUTES
AND ONE OF THOSE
STREET SWEEPER TRUCK THINGS
CAME BY AND SUCKED IT RIGHT IN.
>> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST START RIDING THE BUS AGAIN.
>> NOT HAPPENING.
I'LL JUST GET AROUND
THE OLD FASHIONED WAY.
>> YOU'RE GONNA WALK EVERYWHERE?
>> NO. I'M GONNA BLADE.
>> SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THESE JANKFOOTS?
>> WELL WE BETTER DO SOMETHING
UNLESS WE WANT ICARLY
TO KEEP LOSING VIEWERS.
>> BLUBBERY MUFFINS?
>> WHAT?
>> BLUBBERY?
>> BLUEBERRY.
>> SORRY, SONYA,
WE'RE TOO UPSET TO EAT.
>> HOW ABOUT THIS.
WE GO TALK TO THE GUYS
AT THE DAKA,
TELL HIM EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG
WITH THE TECHFOOTS,
AND THEN MAYBE THEY'LL FIX 'EM.
>> I THINK THAT'S SMART.
>> SAM?
>> OH, SORRY, I WAS LOST
IN THIS MUFFIN.
>> IF YOU NEED ME,
I'LL BE AT THE GYM.
WILL YOU GET THE DOOR?
>> HEY, HEY,
IT'S THE ICARLY TEAM.
HOW YOU GUYS DOIN'?
>> NOT SO GREAT.
WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU GUYS
ABOUT THE TECH FOOT.
>> THEY HAVE A TON OF PROBLEMS.
>> PROBLEMS? LIKE?
>> WELL, FIRST,
THEY SQUEAK REALLY BAD.
>> AND THE WI-FI
CRASHED MY COMPUTER.
>> CARLY GOT SHOCKED
WHEN SHE STEPPED IN A PUDDLE.
>> AND THEN
THEY PRACTICALLY FELL APART.
>> AND WHEN I THROW 'EM AWAY,
THEY EXPLODED.
>> YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PUT OUT
A NEW SHOE.
THEY ALWAYS HAVE A FEW
MINOR PROBLEMS.
>> MINOR?
>> WHAT WOULD BE
A MAJOR PROBLEM?
>> IF THEY CAME TO LIFE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND ATE YOUR FAMILY.
>> I LIVE ALONE.
>> LOOK, EITHER YOU MAKE
THE SHOES
WORK LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO--
>> OR WE'RE NEVER GONNA TALK
ABOUT 'EM ON ICARLY AGAIN.
>> YEAH.
>> LOOK.
YOU SIGNED A DEAL
WITH DAKA SHOES
AND YOU TOOK OUR MONEY.
SO YOU'RE GONNA KEEP TALKING UP
THE TECH FOOTS ON ICARLY
OR YOU'RE GONNA BE IN BIG
LEGAL TROUBLE.
>> WE'RE NOT SCARED OF YOU.
>> YEAH, MY UNCLE
HAPPENS TO BE A LAWYER.
>> I THOUGHT HE GOT ARRESTED?
>> SHHH.
>> HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
WHY DON'T YOU ICARLY JERKS
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE
SO I COULD PUT ON
MY NEW TECH FOOTS
AND JUMP AND DOWN ON YOUR FACES.
>> THIS IS AWFUL.
>> I KNOW.
HALF OUR AUDIENCE HATES US,
AND WE'RE COMPLETELY
OUT OF BLUBBERY MUFFINS.
>> LOOK, ON ICARLY TONIGHT,
YOU GUYS GOT TO TELL EVERYONE
THAT TECH FOOTS BITE.
>> NO THANKS.
I DON'T WANNA GET SUED
FOR EVERYTHING I HAVE.
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> SPENCER.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> ONE MINUTE
I'M BLADING DOWN HILL STREET,
FEELING GOOD,
ON TOP OF THE WORLD,
AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW--BAM.
I GOT A FACE FULL OF DUMPSTER.
WELL, THAT'S IT.
FROM NOW ON, SPENCER'S WALKIN'.
>> DIDN'T SPENCER
GO TO LAW SCHOOL
FOR, LIKE, 20 MINUTES?
>> THREE DAYS, THANK YOU.
>> WELL, DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD HELP GET OUT
OF A CONTRACT?
>> WHAT? THE TECH FOOT ONE?
>> YEAH.
>> UH-HUH.
>> WELL, I HAVE TO READ IT,
BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING
I LEARNED IN MY 72 HOURS
OF LAW SCHOOL,
IT'S THAT EVERY CONTRACT
HAS A LOOPHOLE.
>> SO YOU'LL HELP US?
>> SURE BUT NOT RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
I JUST HAD TO WALK EIGHT MILES
TO GET HOME
AND I'M TRIED AND SAD.
>> YOU WANNA NICE BOWL
OF HOT SOUP?
>> YES PLEASE.
>> SONYA.
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
>> HEY.
>> OKAY, THIS IS ICARLY.
>> AND BEFORE WE DO
ANYTHING ELSE TONIGHT.
>> WE WANNA TALK TO YOU GUYS
SOME MORE ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE
NEW TECHFOOT SHOES WE TOLD YOU
ABOUT LAST WEEK.
>> WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU
ALL THE REASONS WHY TECHFOOTS
ARE SO UNIQUE.
>> HEY, CARLY.
>> YES, SAM.
>> DO YOUR FEET EVER GET HOT
AND SWEATY?
>> ONLY ALWAYS.
>> WELL, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM
WITH TECHFOOTS.
>> DON'T I KNOW IT.
>> 'CAUSE ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS GET 'EM A LITTLE WET.
>> LIKE WHEN IT RAINS.
>> AND THEN
YOU CAN JUST SHOVE YOUR TOE
TO THE FRONT LIKE THIS.
>> HOW WONDERFUL.
AND NOW
OUR TECHNICAL PRODUCER, FREDDIE,
WILL SHOW YOU ANOTHER COOL THING
ABOUT THE TECHFOOT.
>> OKAY.
IF YOUR COMPUTER'S HARD DRIVE
IS CLUTTERED
WITH A BUNCH OF FILES, MUSIC,
AND PRECIOUS PICTURES OF FAMILY
AND FRIENDS.
TECHFOOT DOES AN AMAZING THING
WITH WI-FI TECHNOLOGY.
SEE, YOU JUST SYNC THE PEDOMETER
UP TO YOUR COMPUTER
AND IT WIPES OUT
YOUR ENTIRE HARD DRIVE.
>> ISN'T THAT GREAT?
>> WE'RE GOING OVER THERE.
>> WE'LL GO OVER THERE--
>> AND WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS.
>> FOR THOSE COLD WINTER DAYS.
>> EVERY TECH FOOT
COMES WITH A BUILT-IN
TOE WARMER.
>> AND IF YOU TURN
THE TOE-WARMER ON HIGH.
>> LIKE THIS.
>> THEN BANG IT ON THE TABLE.
>> IT MAGICALLY CATCHES ON FIRE.
>> ISN'T THAT HANDY?
>> THAT'LL KEEP
YOUR PIGGIES WARM.
>> AND NOT ONLY THAT--
>> IT'S ALSO PERFECT FOR--
>> ROASTING WEENIES.
>> SO GO OUT RIGHT NOW
AND BUY YOURSELF
A PAIR OF TECH FOOTS.
>> CAUSE THIS IS ONE HOT SHOE.
>> YOU WERE WARNED.
I WARNED YOU.
DID I WARN THEM?
>> OH, YES YOU WARNED THEM.
>> NOT ONLY DID YOU VIOLATE
YOUR CONTRACT
BY NOT SAYING GOOD THINGS
ABOUT THE SHOE,
YOU BESMIRCHED THE NAME
OF THE TECH FOOT
BY CRITICIZING IT.
YOU THINK
THAT I WON'T TAKE LEGAL ACTION
AGAINST YOU?
YOU THINK
THAT I'M ABOVE SUING CHILDREN?
WELL, I'M NOT.
SO I HOPE
YOU HAVE A GOOD LAWYER.
>> OH, WE DO.
>> GENTLEMEN, I'M THEIR LAWYER,
AND THIS IS MY NECKTIE.
>> COOL TIE.
>> YEAH? WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
>> SOCCO'S BROTHER, TYLER.
NOW I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'RE PEEVED
AT MY CLIENTS.
>> THEY WERE IN VIOLATION
OF A SIGNED CONTRACT.
>> YOUR CONTRACT STATES ONLY
THAT THE MEMBERS OF ICARLY
MUST COMMENT ON YOUR SHOE,
THE TECH FOOT,
IN A POSITIVE WAY.
>> WHICH THEY DIDN'T.
>> WRONG SIR.
I REVIEWED THE WEBCAST
IN QUESTION,
AND THEY ONLY SAID
POSITIVE THINGS
ABOUT THE TECH FOOT.
EXHIBIT "A."
>> AND THEN
YOU CAN JUST SHOVE YOUR TOES
TO THE FRONT
TO COOL 'EM OFF LIKE THIS.
>> HOW WONDERFUL.
>> EXHIBIT B.
>> LIKE A MAGIC ERASER.
>> ISN'T THAT GREAT?
>> AND EXHIBIT C.
>> IT'S ALSO PERFECT FOR--
>> ROASTING WEENIES.
>> HOW WONDERFUL.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
ROASTING WEENIES.
THOSE SOUND
LIKE VERY POSITIVE COMMENTS.
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
'CAUSE I SURE THINK
A JUDGE WOULD; CERTAINLY ONE
WHO ENJOYS WEENIES.
>> AND WE'RE GONNA KEEP TALKING
ABOUT THE TECH FOOTS
IN A POSITIVE WAY.
>> JUST LIKE WE DID TONIGHT.
>> TO OVER 300,000 ICARLY FANS
EVERY WEEK.
>> WHY ARE WE HUDDLING?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THEY'RE DOING IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU'LL STOP TALKING
ABOUT THE TECHFOOT
ON ICARLY COMPLETELY,
THEN WE'RE PREPARED
TO BUY YOU OUT
OF YOUR CONTRACT.
>> FOR HOW MUCH?
>> TEN THOUSAND.
>> TWENTY THOUSAND.
>> FIFTEEN THOUSAND.
>> THIRTY THOUSAND.
>> WHAT?
>> AND YOU HAVE GIVE
FULL REFUNDS
TO EVERY ICARLY VIEWER
WHO BOUGHT JINKFOOTS.
>> TECHFOOTS.
>> I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
>> AND WHAT IF I SAY NO?
>> THEN WE SUE YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT.
BRAXLEY, WRITE HER OUT A CHECK
FOR $30,000.
>> NUH UH. CASH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> BLUBBERY MUFFINS?
>> I'M STUPID.
>> KEEP IT COMING.
>> THIS IS GOOD.
>> THIS IS FUN.
THIS IS A FUN TIME.
>> WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>> CAN YOU NOT TRY
NOT TO TALK SO MUCH?
>> JUST GIVE ME A HINT.
>> OH, LOOK
WHO KEEP SAYING WORDS.
>> BUT WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME
WHY I HAVE TO WEAR
THIS BLINDFOLD?
>> HEY, JUST BE QUIET
AND TAKE OFF YOUR BLINDFOLD.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> A MOTORCYCLE.
I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO RIDE BUSES,
OR JINKY BIKES,
OR ROLLERBLADE INTO DUMPSTERS.
>> YOU SPENT YOUR TECH FOOT
MONEY ON ME?
>> I GOT IT 'CAUSE OF YOU.
>> YOU.
>> STICK THIS ON YOUR HEAD
AND GET ON.
>> OKAY.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>> CANADA.
>> SEE, YOU LOVE THEIR BACON.
>> I DO.
>> EVEN IF IT IS JUST HAM.
>> IT'S GOOD HAM.
>> ALL HAM IS GOOD HAM.
>> TOUCHE.
>> YOU THERE.
>> YOU WANNA SEE US DO STUFF
YOU CAN'T SEE ANYWHERE ELSE?
>> DO YOU?
>> I THINK THEY DO.
>> THEN GO ONLINE
TO ICARLY.COM.
>> YEAH, GO TO ICARLY.COM.
>> ONCE YOU GET TO ICARLY.COM,
YOU CAN SEE ME AND CARLY.
>> AND FREDDIE AND SPENCER
DO ALL KINDS OF WACKY,
FUN STUFF.
>> YOU KNOW YOU LIKE WACKY,
FUN STUFF.
>> SO GO ONLINE TO ICARLY.COM.
>> AND SEE STUFF
YOU CAN'T SEE ANYWHERE ELSE.
>> ONLY AT ICARLY.COM.
>> SO GO THERE.
>> DO IT.
>> SERIOUSLY.
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